If you don’t dig me I’ll dig you a spot in the earth 6 feet under
I wish tumblr had the feature where you couldn’t change sources when I got almost 400k on a gif of me geez
Fact: Young teens and adults will naturally look at the world in a more negative way, until they get older and realize the good that’s in the world.
lol people ask why i have a canada lanyard like i should know
Brother: What does a peanut say in its shell?
Me: Do nut eat me!
*bites into peach*
what if the seed of a peach was really it’s brain and as you bit into it, the peach screamed in peach language that humans can’t hear
I hate when I’m on a game and I CAN NOT beat a level and I’m like “FUCK” but then I eventually beat it… Only to play a few more levels smoothly and encounter another one that I CAN NOT BEAT.
The year increasing in one digit does not make things better ok, sorry
Take 128,059,532 pictures of self…
0 good pictures.
I’ll be able to explain every movie I’ve ever watched..
except for Donnie Darko.
This sentence will end before you can say “jack rob”
Does this sentence remind you of bananas?
I am the thought you are now thinking.
You just began reading the sentence you just finished.
The reader of this sentence only exists while reading me.
This sentence refers to every sentence that does not refer to itself.
If you think this sentence is confusing, then change one pig
If I were you, who would be reading this sentence?
If I had finished this sentence,
No, you are under my control because you will read until you reach the end of me.
Never end a sentence with the word “and”.